Pet peeves!!! Seriously? 🐈 🐕 🐦 🐢 🎏
So my beautiful, lovely, Mother of my five kids, wife has a pet peeve! Or might I say peeves... Yap! She got a few of those little things running around the house. Where do they sell these things? Well, I suppose pet peeves are less expensive to maintain than say.... a pet cat 🐈 or dog 🐕. I generally don't mind them, except for the one that bites her whenever I leave my closet door wide open (it blocks the hallway)... That peeve bits her and I hear her scream, "gosh!!! It's open again! You never close doors!" Really honey, "Never?!" Remember we were told never to use that word in premarital counseling 😂. That pet peeve was especially prevalent when she was pregnant with our third child. God forbid, I should ever leave the fridge door open 😬🦁 🐅. If you know my wife, you know she's the sweetest 💓. However, I wished I could take that little peeve for a walk and not bring it back home. I know, I know, all I had to do was be consistent with closing those doors. Okay, she didn't always yell when they bit, but some how I knew when I left the kitchen cabinets open... or the bathroom cabinet and DRAWERS... or my chess drawer, or the pantry door or.... (Wait! why am I sensing my readers developing a new peeve as they read?). Honestly, I don't know why I didn't close doors... Well, when I was a little boy...😂 (Just kidding). I didn't even know I had nonedoorclosingrism until I got married... Wow, how come my mother never told me... My sisters didn't... Nobody told me (until my wife brought home that wild peeve). One time, I left the car door open in the Bronx!!!! How did she react? Well I will find out after she reads this. Anyway, as I was saying, that one peeve was so prevalent during the pregnancy of our third child, that when the baby was born and could crawl, even she was closing doors behind me 😬😂. "How had is it to just close the door. If it's open just close it", I would think, never saying it. But she would hear it and believe me her little peevy didn't like that.
A big plus for me was, I put the toilet seat down religiously. You see, I grew up with mostly women so I had been trained. Speaking of toilet seats, I might have a solution of compromise for couples who might be going through rocky times because hubby forgets to put the seat back down after he's done. BTW, husbands if you love your wife and don't want to lose her, please put the seat down. Because if she falls into the toilet and is accidentally flushed and never returns from one of those late night trip, you will only have yourself to blame 😂. Anyway, here's my solution for those struggling, when the man is done, he should put the seat down, and when the woman is done, put the seat up... Sounds like a fine compromise to me!😂
In conclusion, whatever kind of pets you have in your relationship, make sure to love each other more than them.
As always I'd like to hear from you. Leave your comments. What is a pet peeve of yours. Thanks for reading.